We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
(Source: nicolascageholocaust, via orgasmic-humor)
and always when my book report is due in a few hours -_____-
(Source: sairobee, via mishalalala)